We’ve had to break up the drive from Homer to Haines, simply because being in a car is making us go crazy. We stopped in Palmer for the first night, and stayed at another old hotel with a 24-hour diner (with incredible homemade cookies and cream ice cream!), bar and liquor store on the first floor (talk about convenience). With rickety stairs and hallways leading to our two twin bed room, we called it an early night, retreated to our cots, and watched some episodes of Family Guy and Seinfeld. I couldn’t wipe the smile off of my face – I have a great life, and a great partner to spend it with. The next morning we got some muffins for breakfast and coffee at a bakery just down the street (surprisingly it was all vegan and gluten-free – in small town Palmer).
From Palmer our destination was Beaver Creek in the Yukon. We had to cross the border yet again (Nick always gets nervous – somehow he’s always in the drivers seat, somehow…) and dared to face the tediously aggravating torn up roads. Huge pot holes and sectioned off miles of lose gravel have sadly victimized one of my hubcaps, and left a thick film of dust on the lower half of the vehicle. We kept reminding each other that this would be the last time we’d have to drive it – and once we were through it, we were through it. The final game for the Canucks was on the night we got in to Beaver Creek, and we got to watch the tail end of it with some locals (who were nonetheless a bit frustrated, eh) and eat really good burgers at Buckshot Betties, a hole in the wall eatery with only a few items to choose from, and majority of those consisted of beef and bread. Our hotel room didn’t have a TV - thankfully though, it seems like the farther we get into this trip, the earlier I’m ready to crawl into bed. So, the no-TV wasn’t really a problem for either of us.
A good-enough nights sleep (normally that consists of about 5 hours for our adventure) got us up and moving towards Haines, and having to cross the border yet again. The man working the station casually walked over to his little booth about thirty feet ahead of us and on the drivers side while we sat, waiting, at the red light that told us to stay put. He finally issued the green, allowing us to pull up and hand over our passports. I realized then, when looking around the immediate area, that these men working here obviously live here, too – just far enough to make driving to a bigger town to be too much, and just secluded enough to make someone, well, jaded. Especially since this was border patrol we were dealing with, the man leaned out the window to do the ‘ol pull-down-the-glasses-and-reveal-your-eyes move and continued to question Nick on our visit. Nearing the obvious end of inquiries, he decided to point out the dead, dried flowers I had in my front window. “You said ‘no’ when I asked you if you had any seeds or plants with you,” he stated while looking down on us, and continued with, “If you told me no about that, what else are you hiding?” Needless to say, he let us through after all the hassle, and we found ourselves in the beautiful town of Haines.
Nick and I both have agreed that this is probably our favorite part of the trip, or, at least, our favorite town we’ve seen. The place has so much history to offer. Fort Seward was a military base during WWI, and, unlike many of the cities in Alaska, it wasn’t one of your typical touristy, we-sell-every-item-with-Alaska-written-on-it area despite it being a cruise ship destination. The downtown area consists of roughly two square blocks of local art, espresso (The Rusty Compass was a neat coffee shop we found), bars (undoubtedly) and museums. Every settlement we’ve been to thus far, Nick’s been really good at pointing out the visitors bureau, or community center to grab a town map, or even flyers for nearby attractions (not like Thunder Mountain). Were staying in the old Commanding Officer’s Quarters that was converted into a makeshift hotel, seeping with years and years of history. The floors creak and the doors are all original (5 inches thick of solid lumber), and supposedly the place is haunted. At the front desk, the elderly receptionist beckoned to me a journal he held out with a somewhat sinister look about him. I opened it up to find entry after entry that previous guests had inscribed their encounters with the twilight zone: TV’s mysteriously turning off, loud talking in the hallways, lights floating about the room. Writing this now it seems humorous, but after reading the tales of “tortured souls” and what not, I slept with my eyes shut real tight. Real, real tight.
The next day we went on a hike – an almost 3-hour, uphill with a 283,409,824,098% incline drag to the top of a mountain peak. I think I said a total of 4 words the whole way up, simply because I couldn’t breathe (I’ll say it was the altitude, not my lack of fitness). It was neat, though. Since the southeast is considered a temporal rainforest, underneath a canopy of tall trees grew huge plants that looked to belong on Jurassic Park. We crossed natural streams, which, of course, brought natural mosquitoes. The density of the forest was incredible, and, just like looking up at massive mountains or out at sea, you feel small again – put in your place. The way back down wasn’t as bad and I was able to communicate things like, “I’m starving,” “I can’t feel my legs,” and “I’ve been devastated by mosquitoes” – a definite discursive improvement from the climb up. Once we made it down, we headed towards one of the few restaurants and to give Mexican food in the north one more shot. Just a day earlier in Haines, we walked past another Mexican spot and Nick decided to get a burrito - the tortilla wrapped around canned pinto beans and some sticky white rice. At that moment we felt very far away from home. When we got our post-hike fuel brought to us, we let out a sigh of relief – some of the best salsa Nick’s ever had (he said). After being full of food, a nap seemed fitting (which is something we do a lot).
We went to dinner at our hotel that night, and boarded the ferry this morning around 8am, headed to Juneau and then on to Petersburg a couple days later. I’ve been talking to dad – his flight was delayed (something about a computer malfunction) and he’s stuck in the airport until (hopefully only) 2:30pm. They’re not sure if the plane has room for more passengers, and if not his flight will just be cancelled. I’m on the offense waiting to see if I need to find another flight for him while in limbo – he’s getting here one way or another.







